So I was up way too late writing and trying to memorize some poems. Why did I digress and start looking at some older videos. An advertisement for R. Kelly pupped up on Youtube and I curiously went to Celebrity Net Worth just to see if Robert had been a shrewd businessman and maintained his finances. Well just as I was reading it comic relief crept up on me in the form of a well hidden lie and I just could not let it slide.
I scanned over the article detailing R. Kelly's career and suddenly if was sucker punched, stole on, and snuck by a sinister quote that reeked of the scent of Shrimp Fried Shenanigans, "In 1994, Kelly married the then-eighteen-year-old Aaliyah, though the marriage was later annulled." Now I'm no mathematician but errrrrr uhhhhhhhhh let's do some quick Sesame Street subtraction and addition and get to the bottom of this Scooby Doo mystery. If I take a Jan. 8 1967 year old man and a Jan. 16, 1979 year old girl and put 1994 into the equation I will end up with and end product of a 27 year old man and a 15 year old girl. But let's do the math a little more if you subtract the time it takes to make an album from the May 24th 1994 release date you potentially and the common sense it takes to figure out that this grown man was spending hours, days, and weeks with this teenage girl you probably have a bubble gum chewing 13-14 year old dating/kicking it with a 25-26 year old man.
I only bring this up because I have a 12 year old daughter and the simple thought of a 15-16 year old trying to date my baby girl get's me fired up so I can only imagine how Aaliyah's parents felt. This is a story that is all too taboo but happens all too often and I'm not letting it rest. I'm no longer talking about the infamous, "No Robert! Not today!" He has already told us that he believes that he can fly and he showed us how to take urine stained video footage of under age females, sprinkle it with settlement money let it marinate for 6 years then fly right out the court room without a single conviction. Yes it's true that money does talk but it's lies are about as reliable and consistent as a Shamrock Shake at McDonald's. Good for a limited time only.
